24/07/2009
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18/07/2009
Michael: Why are you playing the national anthem?
Jim: Um… ‘Cause your condo’s in America.
Michael: Oh. [doves move across cord] What the hell is that?
Jim: Those are the doves.
Episode: Office Olympics
Video posted at 18:06
Jim: Hey.
Pam: I have 59 voicemails.
Jim: Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?
Pam: Sure.
Jim: Okay, today. 5 o’clock. Closing Ceremonies.
Pam: Really?
Jim: Notify the athletes.
Pam: Cool.
Video posted at 17:06
Photo posted at 16:05
Pam: I made something for our closing ceremonies.
Jim: What? [looks in box] Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?
Pam: Automatic voicemail.
Jim: Alright Pam, alright [gives her hi-five]. Nice work!
Episode: Office Olympics
Video posted at 15:04
Pam: Are you sure you don’t want to play?
Angela: I’m sure.
Pam: Come on Angela, don’t you have a game?
Angela: I have one, yes.
Pam: Well, let’s play, what is it?
Angela: I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.
Pam: We’re friends.
Angela: Apparently.
Episode: Office Olympics
Photo posted at 14:04
Pam: The thing about Jim, is when he’s excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.
Episode: Office Olympics
Video posted at 13:04
Jim: You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I’m blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?
Pam: Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.
Jim: Hum.
Pam: In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.
Jim: Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.
Episode: Office Olympics
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Pam: Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it’s up to me to revive him.
Episode: Office Olympics
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